Why we love boys instead of love girls – (almost) gay version
01. you can fart with a man / to do that with a girl you need about 3 years..2 is enough..
02. you don’t have to tell a man all the time I love you / a woman needs to hear that after every phone call
03. You can ask him “want to fuck?” he will not be pissed off / ask your girlfriend that and you’ll have the best fuck of your life, alone
04. you can watch a football game / with a girl you can also, but you’ll be sorry when you’ll see her favorite soap opera
05. you don’t have to pull over the car when he wants to pee, just give him a nestea bottle / pull over or she will drive and talk all the time
06. Men aren’t moody during that time of the month / yes we are moody!!
07. men are not hysterical / some girls are
08. You can shit in the same room with a man, or pee. Like he is your brother / pee yes, after 2 or 3 years but “shity” stuff nfw
09. you can fuck him and then ask him to go away /ya, you can do that with a woman, but you have to pay her first:))
10. You can get drunk and be your self / get her drunk and do it!
11. You don’t need a condom (even if is safer to do!) / have a condom. Better safe than father
12. You don’t have to meet his family / her family is important. After few months
13. Men are calm when you have issues / woman will ask you over and over if is their fault, because they careJ
14. A man knows what a hand job/blowjob is. / get her drunk! She knows but she is shy and she is afraid of the monster. Rent a movie for God sake!
15. Men’s hair is natural and you can’t hate it / woman’s hair is strange and difficult to handle
"Boy: Do you want to sleep with me?
Girl: I'm sorry, I don't sleep with gay men.
Boy: Oh, see, that's the problem. I do. "
01. you can fart with a man / to do that with a girl you need about 3 years..2 is enough..
02. you don’t have to tell a man all the time I love you / a woman needs to hear that after every phone call
03. You can ask him “want to fuck?” he will not be pissed off / ask your girlfriend that and you’ll have the best fuck of your life, alone
04. you can watch a football game / with a girl you can also, but you’ll be sorry when you’ll see her favorite soap opera
05. you don’t have to pull over the car when he wants to pee, just give him a nestea bottle / pull over or she will drive and talk all the time
06. Men aren’t moody during that time of the month / yes we are moody!!
07. men are not hysterical / some girls are
08. You can shit in the same room with a man, or pee. Like he is your brother / pee yes, after 2 or 3 years but “shity” stuff nfw
09. you can fuck him and then ask him to go away /ya, you can do that with a woman, but you have to pay her first:))
10. You can get drunk and be your self / get her drunk and do it!
11. You don’t need a condom (even if is safer to do!) / have a condom. Better safe than father
12. You don’t have to meet his family / her family is important. After few months
13. Men are calm when you have issues / woman will ask you over and over if is their fault, because they careJ
14. A man knows what a hand job/blowjob is. / get her drunk! She knows but she is shy and she is afraid of the monster. Rent a movie for God sake!
15. Men’s hair is natural and you can’t hate it / woman’s hair is strange and difficult to handle
"Boy: Do you want to sleep with me?
Girl: I'm sorry, I don't sleep with gay men.
Boy: Oh, see, that's the problem. I do. "
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RăspundețiȘtergeredar mie mi se pare scrisa de un barbat homofob, in realitate, daca intilnesti un homosexual este ingrozitor de ingrijit si de parfumat si de manichiurat. ma indoiesc ca ar face vreunul din lucrurile de mai sus
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RăspundețiȘtergereingrozitor de aranjati?! nu, sunt doar mai aranjati decat barbatii cu care iesim noi:))
da?! mie mi se par imposibil de pedanti, ma rog, cei la care se vede, ca doar nu vine nimeni sa-mi zica eu sint gay. dar la unii e atit de evident tocmai din felul in care se misca si cit de dichisiti sint si cit de bine imbracati sint. ma uit la cite unul si imi zic asta-i prea asortat pentru binele lui. apoi il vad cum isi aranjeaza parul cu un gest si-si da ochii peste cap si fac: a, da!
RăspundețiȘtergeresunt niste oameni foarte ok:) daca ajungi sa ii cunosti. si daca nu te amesteci f. tare in treburile lor:)) daca intinzi coarda risti sa ti-o iei, sunt la fel de rai ca unele femei pe care le stiu. si nu sunt asa de "ciudati" cum ar crede lumea. poate is mai sensibili..nu stiu, in fine. fiecare cu aia ma-sii:))
RăspundețiȘtergere:)
RăspundețiȘtergerecred ca sint tot oameni, nu? oamenii sunt complicati. :)
prietena mea din Bucuresti te cunoaste, si mi-a spus ca esti o foarte prietenoasa si simpatica
lol
dar asta se vedea deja
dar ma amuza ce mica e lumea
hihihi! cine este prietena ta? da-mi pe mail:) da, e o lume mica. si in lumea mea si mai mica se strang numai oameni speciali. eu asa stiu!
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